A new show premiered last week that I chose not to write about, and then a million bazillion people watched it and swooned. There will be another new episode of it tonight, and if you’re one of the twelve people who have not already seen Vampire Diaries, allow me to give you a guided tour of the pilot so that you can make an informed choice about watching tonight. To protect anyone who wishes to guard themselves against teenaged vampires, there are images after the jump.
Also, a note: I’ve been looking over the past few weeks’ worth of blog posts, and other than the weekly Mad Men post, I feel it’s necessary to reassure you. I promise, next week I’m going to write about really good television and not let myself get angry about Jay Leno.